ZOMG! I JUST TRIED SMOKING AND IT'S FUCKING AWWEEESSSOOOMMEE!

Naw, but seriously folks, I don't smoke. Even I am not THAT stupid.

Dontcha just hate it when you're taking cash in the drive thru and a car full of smoke pulls up and all that shit just blows right into your face?

Especially if it's windy outside, then you'd better have a gas mask handy, because lots of smokers like to show up on windy days in the drive thru.

The only thing worse than cigarette smoke is cigarette smoke coming from a loud ass diesel truck. "Yeah, I'll take a DEH-DEH-DEH-DEH-DEH!!!"

You really expect us to hear you over that damn thing? Fuckin' thing sucks! Turn it off when you order, people!