Woah, Time Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure Flies....

Hi everybody, I apologize for not updating my blog for 7 months, but I've been trying to pull my life together, so yeah. Now that I have a working scanner, I can post much higher quality pictures than the shitty MS Paint scribbles that I've destroyed your eyes with in older blog posts.

Say hello toVictor Critt. This world-renowned flying ace is the most recent result of extreme boredom I've suffered from at work. Kinda ironic that I can only focus on drawing when I'm bored and away from home. Go figure.

However, even when I'm bored enough to focus, sometimes I find myself unable to finish my work due to the nature of the drawing itself.


For example:

Meet Lily, the free-spirited RingLeader of Circus Soulthica. Once I realized how twisted and disturbing this drawing was turning out, I stopped working on it altogether. (also because I can't draw hands very well)

More of my work will make its way here as soon as I draw it into blissful existance.

Catch ya later dudes!

Excuse me? You ordered a WHAT?

In my 3 years as a fast food junkie, I've heard all kinds of absurd things people try to order in a McDonald's drive-thru. What're these people smokin' when they come to McDonald's?!?

Below are the top 10 MOST RIDICULOUS THINGS EVER ORDERED (at my store location).

ZOMG! I JUST TRIED SMOKING AND IT'S FUCKING AWWEEESSSOOOMMEE!

Naw, but seriously folks, I don't smoke. Even I am not THAT stupid.

Dontcha just hate it when you're taking cash in the drive thru and a car full of smoke pulls up and all that shit just blows right into your face?

Especially if it's windy outside, then you'd better have a gas mask handy, because lots of smokers like to show up on windy days in the drive thru.

The only thing worse than cigarette smoke is cigarette smoke coming from a loud ass diesel truck. "Yeah, I'll take a DEH-DEH-DEH-DEH-DEH!!!"

You really expect us to hear you over that damn thing? Fuckin' thing sucks! Turn it off when you order, people!

What the McFuck man?!?!

Okay, here's a real zinger:

July 4th, 2008

The time was roughly 11:30 pm. The drive thru was jammed as usual, but we had just enough people on duty to get the damn food out. I was ready to smash my head into the wall after hearing "Where's your dollar menu at on the board?" for the 100th fucking time. (C'mon people! It's right where it says "DOLLAR MENU" in big white letters!) When all of a sudden, a violent shattering noise jolted me from my monotone duties and rattled throughout the entire store. Two of the grill workers came running back to the adjoining office, frantically screaming as though they'd just been shot or something.

A Little Something Intro

Okay, so I work at McDonald's right? You wouldn't believe the shit that goes on there practically every single day of the week. From idiotic customers clogging the drive thru hours at a time to blowhard managers who scream their asses off at you for slightly-slower-than-average drive thru service times, this job is just something else. But hey, a job's a job right? Especially in today's shitty economy, one must take what one can get. This is but the first step of our little journey into the shoes of a minimum wage fast food junky who wishes for nothing more than to leave this job at all costs.

Are you up for it....?

(P.S. I would greatly appreciate it if you clicked on the Googls Ads to the right. A simple click; you dont have to participate in the ads, just X right out of them ;D)

Click me out of my Crappy McJob! ;_;

Hey hey hey!

Don't be so quick to judge guys.

Actual blog content is coming soon!