Excuse me? You ordered a WHAT?

In my 3 years as a fast food junkie, I've heard all kinds of absurd things people try to order in a McDonald's drive-thru. What're these people smokin' when they come to McDonald's?!?

Below are the top 10 MOST RIDICULOUS THINGS EVER ORDERED (at my store location).

ZOMG! I JUST TRIED SMOKING AND IT'S FUCKING AWWEEESSSOOOMMEE!

Naw, but seriously folks, I don't smoke. Even I am not THAT stupid.

Dontcha just hate it when you're taking cash in the drive thru and a car full of smoke pulls up and all that shit just blows right into your face?

Especially if it's windy outside, then you'd better have a gas mask handy, because lots of smokers like to show up on windy days in the drive thru.

The only thing worse than cigarette smoke is cigarette smoke coming from a loud ass diesel truck. "Yeah, I'll take a DEH-DEH-DEH-DEH-DEH!!!"

You really expect us to hear you over that damn thing? Fuckin' thing sucks! Turn it off when you order, people!

What the McFuck man?!?!

Okay, here's a real zinger:

July 4th, 2008

The time was roughly 11:30 pm. The drive thru was jammed as usual, but we had just enough people on duty to get the damn food out. I was ready to smash my head into the wall after hearing "Where's your dollar menu at on the board?" for the 100th fucking time. (C'mon people! It's right where it says "DOLLAR MENU" in big white letters!) When all of a sudden, a violent shattering noise jolted me from my monotone duties and rattled throughout the entire store. Two of the grill workers came running back to the adjoining office, frantically screaming as though they'd just been shot or something.